Confessions of the Chronic Interrupter.

" It's not that I stopped listening ......
.... it's just that I started talking."

The Race is on.

Nick and I are racing a pair of candles. First one to burn down completely, wins. Nick insists his (on the left) with the sword-wielding angel will win. I think my giant hand with people standing on the fingertips will win.
I think that because I cheat. I pour wax out of mine when he's not looking.

MHiM can always be counted on to play, even when he doesn't know the game.

Guy Waiting for an Interview with MHiM - "What's with the picnic tables out front?"

Sarah Smile - "St. Patrick's Day potluck."

Guy Waiting - "Oh, ok."

Sarah Smile - *bright smile* "Actually, it's something we do every day. We all bring food to share, and eat lunch together, and afterwards we all sing a song. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy Waiting - *eyes widen* "Uh .... "

Sarah Smile - "Oh, I'm kidding of course."

Guy Waiting - *relaxes*

Sarah Smile - "That's just the Marketing department that does that."

Guy Waiting - *eyes widen again*

My Homie in Marketing - *comes down the stairs, bouncing with all his natural exuberance* "Hi [Guy Waiting]! Do you like hamburgers?"

Guy Waiting - *looks longingly at the door*

Bad, Sarah. BAD.

Is it terrible that I would watch this?

That I find this really, really funny?

*crickets chirp*

So, yeah then?

Ok, I'm ashamed of myself now.

*smoothers snickers*

Craft project!

So my favorite Weird Engineer stopped by my desk the other day, and we broke out some coloring projects. He took this paper doll -


- and colored it as a dead hooker.


I've cut it out, but now I'm not sure how to proceed.
Dead hooker puppet, perhaps make more for a dead hooker kick line?
Or a dead hooker mobile?

Choices, choices.

Here's a dose of happy-happy joy-joy

Radio - "... I'm walking on sunshine, whooooa-oh, and don't it feel good......"

My Nick - "Katrina and the Waves. What an ironic name for a band."

Sarah Smile - "Of course it wasn't ironic back then. It's only now that it's funny."

*silence*

Sarah Smile - "I'm mean NOT funny. It's NOT funny now!"

*silence*

Sarah Smile - "I'm so going to hell."

Confession

I don't enjoy the sound of children singing. You know, like those family bands in the seventies, or Kidz Bop.

Yes, I know. I'm going to hell.