Don't worry about the children in my life. They know sarcasm when they hear it.

Sarah Smile - *stares dreamily out the lobby windows*

Coworker T - *walks inside after cigarette break*

Sarah Smile - "It's days like this that make me wish I smoked."

Coworker T - *laughs* "No you don't."

Sarah Smile - "Of course not. I don't want to start smoking just to get outside and relax. That's not worth it. If I start smoking it would be for a GOOD reason. You know, like because it's sexy."

That state of mind? I don't just live there, I designed the state flag.

Coworker T - "I'm in the weirdest mood today. I'm just all giggly and giddy and I can't seem to give anyone a straight answer."

Sarah Smile - "You've come to the right place."

Coworker T - "I figured YOU would understand."

Sarah Smile - "Welcome to my world. It's nice here."