A typical Conehead moment.

He brought me a bouquet of bananas.

They were given, not earned. Just wanted to make that clear.

Sarah Smile - *walks past the break room, (relatively) normally attired*

Pair of Coworkers - *drink coffee*

Sarah Smile - *walks back by, wearing elaborate Mardi Gras beads*

Pair of Coworkers - "Wait. What happened to you?"

Sarah Smile - "[Conehead]."

Pair of Coworkers - "Oh. Of course."



We look forward to more Conehead stories here, although we hold out hope of Conehead getting his own blog.

It may have GPS, but does it have googley eyes?

Favorite Salesguy - "Afternoon, Peaches. How are you?"

Sarah Smile - "I'm good. [Conehead, who chose this blog name himself] was just showing me his new phone. It's very fancy. And I showed him mine. It's like the most basic model. I mean, if my phone needs personality, hello, I have glue, I have feathers."

Favorite Salesguy - "What else do you need, really?"

Sarah Smile - "You understand."