Later, I found tortilla in between my boobs.

Sarah Smile - *licking steering wheel while driving in rush hour traffic* "Usually burritos are great driving food, but man, that one was messy."

My Nick - *hands me a napkin from the bag*

Sarah Smile - "Wait, this whole time, there were napkins?" *wipes cheese from behind her right ear*

Lets just pay for our oil change and go.

It's a wee bit unnerving when a mechanic bursts in from the garage holding some random car part and says to the man behind the counter, "Is that Audi gone? I found this part from it."