Seriously, it's this bonding thing among friends, and I got nothing.
Nada.
Zip.
When everyone is talking about their boss's ridiculous rules or annoying habits, what am I supposed to say?
"When he hired me, my boss insisted on giving me more money that I asked for."
"My boss always reminds me to take my vacation time."
"My boss counsels married couples in his off time. For free."
"My boss gives me a raise about every six months."
"My boss surprises me sometimes with chunks of stock."
"My boss never bugs me, but drops everything and gives me his undivided attention if I need something."
"My boss rescues puppies."
I mean, seriously. Can't he at least have an annoying voice or something that I could make fun of? A often used phrase that I could do imitations of? GIVE ME SOMETHING HERE. Every employee is entitled to that. Like health insurance.
This is so bad for my social life.
Nada.
Zip.
When everyone is talking about their boss's ridiculous rules or annoying habits, what am I supposed to say?
"When he hired me, my boss insisted on giving me more money that I asked for."
"My boss always reminds me to take my vacation time."
"My boss counsels married couples in his off time. For free."
"My boss gives me a raise about every six months."
"My boss surprises me sometimes with chunks of stock."
"My boss never bugs me, but drops everything and gives me his undivided attention if I need something."
"My boss rescues puppies."
I mean, seriously. Can't he at least have an annoying voice or something that I could make fun of? A often used phrase that I could do imitations of? GIVE ME SOMETHING HERE. Every employee is entitled to that. Like health insurance.
This is so bad for my social life.
Labels: I love my job, kind and lovely boss, rant, work