Why Isn't This A Profession Anymore?

I wanna dance around fireplaces at parties and have cool sound effects when I shake my goodies. It's like being a stripper without having to be a stripper.

I found that clip while looking for this clip, which is one of my favorite scenes in ANY movie, EVER.

Pink Panther - Car Chase Watch Video Clip

I've always thought of it as my autobiography in an abstract, one-scene sort of way, with me playing all the parts. It's brilliance, and I could watch it over and over and over and over.
Enjoy!