Thursday, February 15, 2007
Dear New Guy,
Please, try not to lean in quite so close when you ask if there are any showers in the building, and try not to look quite so disappointed when I say no, that there aren't any.
I'm trying not to judge you on first impression, and you're making it difficult.


Quite sincerely,

Your Friendly Local Lobbyist.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Minoa said...

Yeah, I hope his question was strictly hygiene oriented.

Blogger Valancy Jane said...

See, that's the thing. I don't think it was.
I wanted to respond with, "No, and for the record, you will never see me naked."

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have offered him a tic tac.

Blogger Valancy Jane said...

Good idea, Norma!

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