I'm mostly decorative. Like the topless mermaids carved onto the prow of the ship.

Sarah Smile - *holding arms across stomach gingerly* ".... and this is for the courier who'll be here at four-thirty. I think thats everything. Thanks so much for covering, I'm gonna go home and die* in the privacy of my own bathroom now."

My New and Lovely Backup - "No problem girl. Get outta here and get some rest."

Sarah Smile - "If anything comes up, you can call me on my cell."

My New and Lovely Backup - "It'll be fine, I'm sure."

Sarah Smile - "I know, I know. I'm just trying to seem more vital than I am. Don't blow my secret."

My New and Lovely Backup - "It's safe with me."

*Obviously I didn't actually die. I had a migraine and the meds for it made me nauseous. So I left work early yesterday. I'm ok now.