But rather than discuss his fondness for baby carrots and tufu, or he complete lack of sexual interest in Dulce, his beard wife, I'll just post actual photographic evidence.
It's ok, Mau. We all know, and we all accept you.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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Mau! I will always love you! Love is blind, my little fluffball!
Maybe Mau is just a very sensitive guy who can connect with his feminine side?
Not that there would be anything wrong with that either, but *shakes head* he's just a very gay little kitty. I once found him LITERALLY drooling on my new leather boots.
I KNEW it!
I had to break the news to Maisey last night, that the male cat I was hoping to hook her up with (and she saw his picture and was very interested-it's the black and white thing he's got going on)ummm..bats mice for the other team.
She was heartbroken. Couldn't get that girl off the catnip all night.
'Rez - I figured you knew.
DD - You could try consoling her with the knowledge that Mau will totally take her shopping, and loan her his rhinestone collar.
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