MK wants more interesting stories to tell than the truth about how she broke her ankle, and if anyone understands, it's me.
I always manage to injure myself in boring ways.
Ask me about the time I dislocated my knee at a football game. Sounds interesting, right? Nope. I was in the stands at the time. I just stood up wrong.
So, for MK, I suggest my favorite all-purpose lie.
"Shark attack."
I always manage to injure myself in boring ways.
Ask me about the time I dislocated my knee at a football game. Sounds interesting, right? Nope. I was in the stands at the time. I just stood up wrong.
So, for MK, I suggest my favorite all-purpose lie.
"Shark attack."
Labels: advice, autobio, Miss Kendra
3 Comments:
I was attacked by a shark once. He left really ugly scars on my neck (translation=hickies) in the 11th grade.
Other than that....I haven't had anything broken or maimed. Lucky you! You girls have all the fun!
I was attacked by a shark too! (What a cowinkydink!)Luckily, he didn't break anything but that may have been because I paid up.
Poor Miss K. I hope she feels better. Maybe I can pay her to design a neato website for me while she is convelesing.
Norma - Hahahahahahahahaha! I wish I'd thought to use that to explain the criss-cross grid of bruises from my boyfriend at the time car's luggage rack. *wink* My mother didn't know what to make of that.
DD - Yeah, that shark really got around. And MK's pricy but SO WORTH IT, as you can see.
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