Valancy Jane says:
Shall I do it? Announce on my blog that David and I are over?
Jonny says:
Announce whatever you like, it's your blog and answerable to nobody
Thérèse says:
I agree with Jonny.
Of course, this comes with a warning, Veaj.
Valancy Jane says:
*accidently pulls out a hair by the root*
Thérèse says:
Every time you're single and the internet knows, all these offers come out of the woodwork.
It's risky.
Valancy Jane says:
I don't know if the fluke deluge of offers will repeat itself.
Thérèse says:
You may have to go back to the W.H.O.R.E.A.R.O.U.N.D. Plan.
Valancy Jane says:
It was the S.L.U.T. A.R.O.U.N.D. Plan.
Thérèse says:
Oh. Well maybe the W.H.O.R.E. A.R.O.U.N.D. plan would work out too.
Valancy Jane says:
What would that stand for?
Or maybe it doesn't have to stand for anything. Maybe I should just plan to whore around.
*considers*
Jonny says:
Be single for a while. It's ace.
Thérèse says:
Well.. How Often Reeling Every Animal's Ringer Out Until Next Decision.
Jonny says:
huh?
Thérèse says:
Exactly.
Valancy Jane says:
Yes, I can explain that to my dates and still retain a sense of mystery.
Jonny says:
"Type: 'should I announce I split up with David?' into google and press "I'm feeling lucky" and see where that takes you. Intepret the contents of the page and there's your answer.
Thérèse says:
*giggle*
See, google knows EVERYTHING.
Jonny says:
Google is the oracle of the modern age.
Valancy Jane says:
Ok, this is where it took me. http://www.kutv.com/
Thérèse says:
Well, i should think it's obvious;
You probably want nothing to do with that.
Jonny says:
"breaking news" could have another meaning
i.e. the act of finding out what's going on, somewhere between some people you have nothing to do with, and complicating the situation.
breaking news.
Jonny says:
close your eyes, and point to the screen.
what word is your finger on?
Valancy Jane says:
"a lawyer said"
Jonny says:
and what does that mean to you?
Valancy Jane says:
Yes. "said"
So say it.
Jonny says:
There's your answer.
Astrologoogly
Shall I do it? Announce on my blog that David and I are over?
Jonny says:
Announce whatever you like, it's your blog and answerable to nobody
Thérèse says:
I agree with Jonny.
Of course, this comes with a warning, Veaj.
Valancy Jane says:
*accidently pulls out a hair by the root*
Thérèse says:
Every time you're single and the internet knows, all these offers come out of the woodwork.
It's risky.
Valancy Jane says:
I don't know if the fluke deluge of offers will repeat itself.
Thérèse says:
You may have to go back to the W.H.O.R.E.A.R.O.U.N.D. Plan.
Valancy Jane says:
It was the S.L.U.T. A.R.O.U.N.D. Plan.
Thérèse says:
Oh. Well maybe the W.H.O.R.E. A.R.O.U.N.D. plan would work out too.
Valancy Jane says:
What would that stand for?
Or maybe it doesn't have to stand for anything. Maybe I should just plan to whore around.
*considers*
Jonny says:
Be single for a while. It's ace.
Thérèse says:
Well.. How Often Reeling Every Animal's Ringer Out Until Next Decision.
Jonny says:
huh?
Thérèse says:
Exactly.
Valancy Jane says:
Yes, I can explain that to my dates and still retain a sense of mystery.
Jonny says:
"Type: 'should I announce I split up with David?' into google and press "I'm feeling lucky" and see where that takes you. Intepret the contents of the page and there's your answer.
Thérèse says:
*giggle*
See, google knows EVERYTHING.
Jonny says:
Google is the oracle of the modern age.
Valancy Jane says:
Ok, this is where it took me. http://www.kutv.com/
Thérèse says:
Well, i should think it's obvious;
You probably want nothing to do with that.
Jonny says:
"breaking news" could have another meaning
i.e. the act of finding out what's going on, somewhere between some people you have nothing to do with, and complicating the situation.
breaking news.
Jonny says:
close your eyes, and point to the screen.
what word is your finger on?
Valancy Jane says:
"a lawyer said"
Jonny says:
and what does that mean to you?
Valancy Jane says:
Yes. "said"
So say it.
Jonny says:
There's your answer.
Astrologoogly
3 Comments:
So. . . does that mean you're available? Because if I went that way, which I don't, but NOT that there's anything wrong with it, I would totally stal - er, date you.
Stalk away! In fact, if you get hungry or have to pee, just come on in.
Bring friends(and wine)! This could be fun, I haven't had a girly stalker in ages.
*sigh*
I kinda miss her.
You know, to be fair, Veaj, it would be really, really really difficult for you to get rid of your air of mystery.
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