Thursday, December 21, 2006
Because Posting Your Mother's Maiden Name On The Internet, How Could That Ever Turn Out Badly?
1. NAME: Sarah Smile

2. ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Jubilee Chase (I already sound like a one hit wonder, don't I?)

3. "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle name)
S Ann (I'd be considered very fly............ in Asia. Like Jennifer Love Hewitt.)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Sage Crab. (Sounds like a pub in New England. The Sage Crab.)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Anne El Cajon (I'm not sure that rolls very well, but I love the idea of having "el" in my last name. And lets face it, women in soaps have fourteen last names. It would be more like, Anne El Cajon Albuquerque El Cajon Del Rio Minnieapolis El Cajon Milleville El Cajon. That actually rolls off the tongue better.)

6. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Barsamci (Bless you.)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Sage Tequila. (I would always be too late to the disaster to be of any help, but I'd take everyone's mind of it for awhile afterwards.)

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers)
William Patrick Kenneth Robert. (The third. Seems like Earl should be in there somewhere.)

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father and mother's middle names )
Faye Norman (At least if I have to leave behind everything I know, my name won't suck. It's kinda cute. Sounds like the name of a secretary at a car dealership in Butte, Montana. Which is prolly exactly where I'll end up if I'm in the witness protection program. Wait, I shouldn't have said that then. Damn. Scratch that.)

11. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, first car you owned)
Anne Pierre. (I know, you're wondering what kind of car a "Pierre" is, but I can't actually recall off the top of my head what kind of car it was. It was cute and vintage, made in the fifties. He was black and white, looked like a saddle shoe. I called him Pierre.)

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

*giggles* Wait 'til you see mine.

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