Today my research becomes personal. I'm not just chasing a Nobel Prize now. My poor Knickers threw his back out really badly yesterday, and he's at home.

I prescribed lots of cat snuggling, and put Luca in charge of licking his face every hour.
Luca's a great face licker.
Very enthusiastic about the face licking. In fact you gotta be a bit on your guard when you talk to him, he'll totally french you mid sentence.
I have great faith in this treatment. Any day now the government grant will come, and I'll use it to set up a holistic medicine shop that's really just a cat adoption/rental service. There will be lots of hammocks and reallyreally snuggly cats. I expect to see you all there.

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That's why I need the government grant, so I can continue my research.
But really, are those such terrible ways to die?
I'll send your well-wishes Nick-wards, thank you!!
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