I do not deliver pie.
A lot of things pass over my desk, and I dutifully pass them on to the recipient named on the envelope/card/tag.
Mail, flowers, seven figure checks.
I don't steal or snope.
But there needs to be a sign on my desk which reads -
If you leave pie on my desk, I don't care what the card says.
It's MINE.
A lot of things pass over my desk, and I dutifully pass them on to the recipient named on the envelope/card/tag.
Mail, flowers, seven figure checks.
I don't steal or snope.
But there needs to be a sign on my desk which reads -
Sarah Smile
Receptionist and Lobbyist Extrodinaire
I don't deliver pie.
Receptionist and Lobbyist Extrodinaire
I don't deliver pie.
If you leave pie on my desk, I don't care what the card says.
It's MINE.
3 Comments:
my mom used to bake lots of muffins, and one day she reached into the freezer to pull out a batch she made earlier in the week, when i yelled out "not that one!" and she said "i don't see your name on it." to which i reached up and pointed to the corner of the foil packet and there pressed into the corner was indeed my name.
so i totally know how you feel about having to share what is so obviously your pie.
And because you understand, I would share my pie with you.
and i would share my pie with you. only it'd be a much smaller slice than i'd get.
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