Dear Miss VJ,
I'm a spring, but my dog in an autumn. Help!
Miss Moldy
*lounges in the back of her limo*
*idly thumbs through a US Weekly, turning down the corners of the pages with people to be invited to the next party*
Dear Missy,
I'm well known for my love of animals. I mean, just check out my new rug.
And I understand the need for a well-coordinated outfit. That's why all my cars are pink.
But if you must chose between a flattering hue for you, and a flattering hue for the poochie, remember you (pay the people who) pick up his poo. He OWES you, sister.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*pours herself a ginger ale*
*scans a picture of Kate Bosworth*
*sucks in her gut*
Next question, please.
*lounges in the back of her limo*
*idly thumbs through a US Weekly, turning down the corners of the pages with people to be invited to the next party*
Dear Missy,
I'm well known for my love of animals. I mean, just check out my new rug.
And I understand the need for a well-coordinated outfit. That's why all my cars are pink.
But if you must chose between a flattering hue for you, and a flattering hue for the poochie, remember you (pay the people who) pick up his poo. He OWES you, sister.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*pours herself a ginger ale*
*scans a picture of Kate Bosworth*
*sucks in her gut*
Next question, please.
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