Sarah Smile: Ok, so tell me if I'm a dangerous freak.
Luca has this spot of fur that looks SO soft and I want to touch it, just to see if it's as soft as it looks.
But see, it's his widdle puppy junk.
And that's not why I wanna touch his balls because they’re balls, its just that they look SO soft.
Would that be crossing some sort of line?
Therese: *giggle*
*laughing*
*tries to compose self*
ask the internet.
*laughing out loud*
Sarah Smile: But if the answer is "Yes, you sicko," then I've told the whole internet.
Therese: This is true.
It is crossing some sort of line if it makes the puppy feel uncomforta-- *overcome with laughter again*
Sarah Smile: *sigh* Oh well, his widdle puppy junk will be gone soon, so the issue will be moot.
I'm a sick weirdo, aren't I?
Therese: *giggle*
I think you'd be really disturbed if you touched the puppy junk and it... um... reacted. If you know what I mean.
Sarah Smile: Gawd, I'd be horrified.
I think I'll just go knit something soft and leave his bits alone.
Therese: Wise decision.
*laughing again*
you could always *laughing*
ask them *laughing*
if you could *laughhhhhhging*
keep it.
You know, once it's severed.
Sarah Smile: Ew.
Sick weirdo.
*laughs*
Luca has this spot of fur that looks SO soft and I want to touch it, just to see if it's as soft as it looks.
But see, it's his widdle puppy junk.
And that's not why I wanna touch his balls because they’re balls, its just that they look SO soft.
Would that be crossing some sort of line?
Therese: *giggle*
*laughing*
*tries to compose self*
ask the internet.
*laughing out loud*
Sarah Smile: But if the answer is "Yes, you sicko," then I've told the whole internet.
Therese: This is true.
It is crossing some sort of line if it makes the puppy feel uncomforta-- *overcome with laughter again*
Sarah Smile: *sigh* Oh well, his widdle puppy junk will be gone soon, so the issue will be moot.
I'm a sick weirdo, aren't I?
Therese: *giggle*
I think you'd be really disturbed if you touched the puppy junk and it... um... reacted. If you know what I mean.
Sarah Smile: Gawd, I'd be horrified.
I think I'll just go knit something soft and leave his bits alone.
Therese: Wise decision.
*laughing again*
you could always *laughing*
ask them *laughing*
if you could *laughhhhhhging*
keep it.
You know, once it's severed.
Sarah Smile: Ew.
Sick weirdo.
*laughs*
4 Comments:
uhm... just give him a bath and then you kinda have a reason to touch his puppy junk.
...
sicko.
you could "dust" him off before bathing him... or just touch the damn fur! i'm sure he won't start humping your hand... yet.
just touch it.
pioneer woman says the softest thing on earth is calf balls, so puppy balls might be nice.
also, my boy cats have a little pompom where their balls used to be and i think it's just the cutest thing in the world.
Then why am I bothering with Luca's balls? Maybe if I write and ask, Pioneer Woman would send me some calf balls.
Hmmmm.
Or maybe she'll just send a restraining order.
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