Tee Hee

One of our salesguys says he'll rent me his tagline on googletalk.

"Under 40 characters, no images, anything you want, for ten bucks a week."

And if that's not worth ten bucks, nothing is.
*grin*

[His name] - Ask me about my mother's sexual activity.
[His name] - I wet the bed.
[His name] - Come to my candle party?
[His name] - Have you hugged your receptionist today?
[His name] - I sold my underwear to a man on the bus last night.

Any other suggestions?