I am the tenth highest ranked expert on "Naked hulahooping." I wasn't aware of this previously, but now I can tell you it's absolutely true. I just know, from the depths of my being.
I am the number one source for news on the "Chinchilla, CA bus kidnap" which I will tell you more about as soon as I finish making up the parts of the story I don't know yet, which is pretty much every part except for the title.
I am the tenth most reliable source on the subject of "'iT'S A SIGN' PIGEON." Most likely because of my recent eyewitness account. Or because I eat hail.
I am also the sixth most respected authority on what "carnations taste like." I must admit this one confuses me, but I'll eat a carnation if you'd like, and report back.
And that's what really brings in the hits. My dedication to my readers.
I am the number one source for news on the "Chinchilla, CA bus kidnap" which I will tell you more about as soon as I finish making up the parts of the story I don't know yet, which is pretty much every part except for the title.
I am the tenth most reliable source on the subject of "'iT'S A SIGN' PIGEON." Most likely because of my recent eyewitness account. Or because I eat hail.
I am also the sixth most respected authority on what "carnations taste like." I must admit this one confuses me, but I'll eat a carnation if you'd like, and report back.
And that's what really brings in the hits. My dedication to my readers.
1 Comments:
i am well versed in "pokie cookies" and "jason newsted babies."
also the usual nakedness.
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