Sarah Smile: I almost took Luca to a pet psychic over the weekend.
Thérèse: Hee, you SHOULD HAVE!
Sarah Smile: We were at this shelter open house, to get Luca micro chipped.
But she was pricey, there was a line, and she didn't have bangly bracelets or a crystal ball.
Thérèse: Oh.
Well I wouldn't have either
Everyone knows a psychic's credibility is heavily dependant on the number of bangly bracelets.
Sarah Smile: Dogs like bangly bracelets.
Thérèse: They're like... directly proportional.
Seriously.
Sarah Smile: I knew you'd understand.
Thérèse: Hee, you SHOULD HAVE!
Sarah Smile: We were at this shelter open house, to get Luca micro chipped.
But she was pricey, there was a line, and she didn't have bangly bracelets or a crystal ball.
Thérèse: Oh.
Well I wouldn't have either
Everyone knows a psychic's credibility is heavily dependant on the number of bangly bracelets.
Sarah Smile: Dogs like bangly bracelets.
Thérèse: They're like... directly proportional.
Seriously.
Sarah Smile: I knew you'd understand.
3 Comments:
*solemn nod*
You've inspired yet another Halloween costume.
Tee hee. I should be a dog psychic for Halloween. A real one, with lots of bangly bracelets.
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