My Nick - "How are you feeling?"
Sarah Smile - *whimpers* *sneezes repeatedly* *snot runs from nose* *one eye won't stop watering* *whimpers* "I want to die. Just for a little while, until this move is over. But then again, if I die for real, I don't need to move. Just take what you want and leave my dead body here. You'd lose the deposit, but that's still cheaper than a funeral."
My Nick - "I know the lease didn't say anything about 'no dead bodies,' but I'm pretty sure it's a rule, no dead bodies."
Sarah Smile - *whimpers* *sneezes repeatedly* *snot runs from nose* *one eye won't stop watering* *whimpers* "I want to die. Just for a little while, until this move is over. But then again, if I die for real, I don't need to move. Just take what you want and leave my dead body here. You'd lose the deposit, but that's still cheaper than a funeral."
My Nick - "I know the lease didn't say anything about 'no dead bodies,' but I'm pretty sure it's a rule, no dead bodies."
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