So Then I Said .......

..... "I'm not a lazy person in most areas. I like walking and stretching and working up a sweat. But picking up heavy things is just something I don't do. I hate it on a fundamental, spiritual level. It offends my spine and repulses my knees. It bruises the very spirit of my fingers. It hurts in pointed, maddeningly little ways. So you can see how moving can be a tricky business for me."