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Thursday, September 14, 2006
Sarah Smile
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
Blogging from sunny San Diego
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The Great Jonny Opinion!
Jonny's Backup Dancers!
Dooce needs no introduction!
Miss Kendra smells like cookies!
The Journey of Ike!
Sven the Theologian!
The Invisible Chlace!
Ringmaster Hank!
The smokin' hot BakeTown!
Ruan's Magic Pictures
Coffee and Concrete with Isho!
'Mookie, somewhat bizarre!
Nick, my Sexy Unicyclist!
Dear Pru, Darling Pru!
Go Fug Yourself!
JMsy, our real life hobbit!
Sara will twitterpate you!
ZezZee, mischievous faerie!
The wondrous WendyKat!
DD's tales of chaos and fancy!
Talking Bears!
Lair of the Zompus!
Buckles Circus!
The Love Shack Hotel!
D, smart enough to get T!
Colsy Pictures!
Indexed by Jessica!
Kelly the hypnotist!
Wallet's Grundle Charitable Trust!
I think she knows now!
Chuck and Duck!
Carissa's ThinkSpot!
A Softer World!
The Pioneer Woman!
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You know, you look at that drawing fast, without reading, and reading the pictures you can come to some very odd, strange and very different-from-intended conclusions.
Hmm...it must be "Burn yourself while cooking" week. I have a very impressive burn on the side of my hand because 400 degree cast-iron is HOT!!!
I feel your pain! (Great pictures, by the way)
Sad! I hope you feel better soon. At least that is not the most pathetic way to burn yourself.(Because you were doing something cool when you obtained the burn. What? Cooking is cool!)
Losers do this: They plug in their flat iron, leave the room,forget flat iron exists, have their husbands tell them that they are going to burn the neighborhood down, still forget the dang thing, finally rememeber, run the flat iron through their hair, and when they run some straighting balm over their roots? Their own frigging hair burns their hand.
I blame the hair for not having nerve endings.
But not that I would know.
I read that somewhere on the internet.
Woah - bizzare..I burned my hand last night on an oven shelf when I was putting something on the shelf below!!
You know, 'Rezzie? You're right. *giggle* I can't believe I didn't see that. My dirty mind is slipping.
And Amber, Sara and Tristan, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better right away!
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