Thursday, September 21, 2006
Joke of the Day
If the pizza was a pie chart of What People Would Do If They Won The Lottery, that fucker gave me the Give It To Charity slice.
Yes, I would like to exchange this for the Keep It.

- Mitch Hedberg


2 Comments:

Blogger Mycaelus said...

Haha, Mitch Hedberg is great. Good choice for your "Joke of the Day."

Blogger Valancy Jane said...

MyNick and I quote him around the house all the time. We're both the sort of people who a.) who have very auditory memories and b.) love telling jokes, so when something reminds us we often shout the same lines.
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I said to him, 'No, you have to WAIT.'"

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