No.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is dumb.
It's ok to like a kind of animal, but to get obsessed with a kind of animal, to think that you ARE that kind of animal, it says stuff about you, and it's usually not flattering.
It also usually means you're thirteen.
And it also usually means you live in a trailer.
Like, if you are obsessed with unicorns, you're 13, you live in a trailer, you're really sheltered and you ask your summer camp conselor what 'masterbate' means and get grossed out when she tells you.
Or if you're obsessed with cute pictures of kittens, you're 13, you live in a trailer, you'll grow up fat and wear big t-shirts with Tweety on them and you write really bad poetry.
And being obsessed with tigers means you're 13, you live in a trailer, your mom is a slut and your boyfriend is a marine who's obsessed with wolves.
And that's prolly not the image you wanna show your adoring public.
In closing, Sean Preston is adorable and I'm sure the new baby is too.
*blows kisses*
No, no, no, no, no.
This is dumb.
It's ok to like a kind of animal, but to get obsessed with a kind of animal, to think that you ARE that kind of animal, it says stuff about you, and it's usually not flattering.
It also usually means you're thirteen.
And it also usually means you live in a trailer.
Like, if you are obsessed with unicorns, you're 13, you live in a trailer, you're really sheltered and you ask your summer camp conselor what 'masterbate' means and get grossed out when she tells you.
Or if you're obsessed with cute pictures of kittens, you're 13, you live in a trailer, you'll grow up fat and wear big t-shirts with Tweety on them and you write really bad poetry.
And being obsessed with tigers means you're 13, you live in a trailer, your mom is a slut and your boyfriend is a marine who's obsessed with wolves.
And that's prolly not the image you wanna show your adoring public.
In closing, Sean Preston is adorable and I'm sure the new baby is too.
*blows kisses*
4 Comments:
Except for Jonny.
Harmony, from Buffy (of course), loves unicorns. She should live in a trailer.
True. Jonny is the exception to this rule. Jonny is the exception to a lot of rules, actually.
Thank you. I am, it's true. But I think Britney deserves great respect. Of all the animals she picked to imitate, she chose the tiger. Not the walrus, not the stoat or the northern flying squirrel - but the tiger. The greatest animal on earth. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's what tigers say.
It shows good taste on Britney's part, but how do you think tigers feel about it?
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