Another Actual IM Conversation

Jonny says:
Write about poo. So little is known about poo from the female perspective.

Thérèse says:
wrong!

SarahSmile says:
I never poo at home.

Jonny says:
I don't believe that.

Thérèse says:
read dooce.com, and you'll know all sorts of things about poo from the female perspective.

SarahSmile says:
I poo at work.

Col says:
no kidding!
for a month i could not poop w/out thinking about heather.

SarahSmile says:
I've gotten into such a habit of that, that I never poo on weekends.

Col says:
we should write her fan mail all poop-based

Jonny says:
Steve hates pooing anywhere apart from home. He says he can't truly relax and enjoy an unfamiliar toilet.

Thérèse says:
"enjoy"?
please.

Jonny sayswhat?

Thérèse says:
i enjoy the sweet release each time, almost not matter where i am.
the only exception is when i am gripped with stage fright.

Jonny says:
I'm going for a poo right now.

SarahSmile says:
There is a vague satisfaction in pooing at work, because I don't have to clean that toilet.

Thérèse says:
i never enjoy the actual toilet.
ha!

SarahSmile says:
I save time and toilet paper.

Thérèse says:
ha ha h!

Col says:
and water
and any clogging issues
or smell issues

Thérèse says:
hm.
when you look at it that way, it's downright stupid to poo at home.