Valancy Jane says: My stomach is hurting in an odd way.
Did you ever see Alien?
Jonny says: have some cheesy wotsits!
The film with Sigourney Weaver?
Valancy Jane says: *settles for pretzels*
Jonny says: And John Hurt?
Valancy Jane says: Where the Alien bursts out of her stomach?
Yeah.
Jonny says: Yes.
That bad, hey?
Are you wearing a white tee-shirt?
Because if not, you've nothing to worry about.
Valancy Jane says: No, brown scoopneck knit top.
Jonny says: You always know who's going to have an alien burst out of their chest. It's whoever's wearing a white tee-shirt and not saying very much.
Valancy Jane says: You know, it's fun to say 'settles for pretzels'.
Jonny says: I feel a drinking game coming on.
Valancy Jane says:Nothing dramatic every happened to someone wearing a brown scoopneck knit top.
Jonny says: Take one swig of whisky, then say "Settles for pretzels" ten times very fast.
Valancy Jane says: I don't have any whiskey, but I do have that other box of wine still.
Jonny says: Whoever gets it wrong first has to take of one piece of clothing...and so on.
You get the idea.
It's remarkable that there isn't a band called "Settles for Pretzels".
Their bassist would be really fat and have a goatee, and their singer would be half Portuguese.
How easy it is to find holes in the market these days.
Valancy Jane says: I shouldn't wear this top if I want dramatic things to happen to me.
Did you ever see Alien?
Jonny says: have some cheesy wotsits!
The film with Sigourney Weaver?
Valancy Jane says: *settles for pretzels*
Jonny says: And John Hurt?
Valancy Jane says: Where the Alien bursts out of her stomach?
Yeah.
Jonny says: Yes.
That bad, hey?
Are you wearing a white tee-shirt?
Because if not, you've nothing to worry about.
Valancy Jane says: No, brown scoopneck knit top.
Jonny says: You always know who's going to have an alien burst out of their chest. It's whoever's wearing a white tee-shirt and not saying very much.
Valancy Jane says: You know, it's fun to say 'settles for pretzels'.
Jonny says: I feel a drinking game coming on.
Valancy Jane says:Nothing dramatic every happened to someone wearing a brown scoopneck knit top.
Jonny says: Take one swig of whisky, then say "Settles for pretzels" ten times very fast.
Valancy Jane says: I don't have any whiskey, but I do have that other box of wine still.
Jonny says: Whoever gets it wrong first has to take of one piece of clothing...and so on.
You get the idea.
It's remarkable that there isn't a band called "Settles for Pretzels".
Their bassist would be really fat and have a goatee, and their singer would be half Portuguese.
How easy it is to find holes in the market these days.
Valancy Jane says: I shouldn't wear this top if I want dramatic things to happen to me.
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