Do jazz hands as you say their name when you greet them.
Keep a bottle of champagne and a few tampons in your desk.
Let them win at Monopoly.
Ask them about their weekend, before and after.
Have a boat. Or just start a rumor that you do.
Buy them clothing a size too small and include the recipt.
Attribute wise sayings you read in books to them. "It's like my friend here always says about money ....."
Check if they want anything before you make a run to Starbucks.
Take good pictures of them that they can put on myspace.
Send them music. Patria by Ruben Blades seems to work particularly well.
Ask them to email you pictures of their new cats.
When they're not expecting it, leave either flowers or FunDip on their desk.
Tell women they remind you of Salma Hayak in some way.
Make really good guacamole. Or compliment theirs.
Keep a bottle of champagne and a few tampons in your desk.
Let them win at Monopoly.
Ask them about their weekend, before and after.
Have a boat. Or just start a rumor that you do.
Buy them clothing a size too small and include the recipt.
Attribute wise sayings you read in books to them. "It's like my friend here always says about money ....."
Check if they want anything before you make a run to Starbucks.
Take good pictures of them that they can put on myspace.
Send them music. Patria by Ruben Blades seems to work particularly well.
Ask them to email you pictures of their new cats.
When they're not expecting it, leave either flowers or FunDip on their desk.
Tell women they remind you of Salma Hayak in some way.
Make really good guacamole. Or compliment theirs.
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