Warning - The scariest thing I've ever seen. |
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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4 Comments:
I have to admit that I actually watched that entire thing.
Twice.
*shudder*
It gets worse the second time.
America's got talent!
Don't hassle the hoff. He singlehandedly defeated communism and if it wasn't for him nobody would have though to actually knock the Berlin Wall down with a big hammer. Plus he masterminded two genius TV ideas:
1) Hasslehoff driving in talking car and meeting over eager beauties
2) Hasselhoff strolling around beach semi-naked surrounded by over eager Playboy bunnies.
3) no wait he had three genius ideas - same as the last one but done in the evening - Baywatch Nights. Brilliant!
The man is a giant.
why. why. why.
why did he do that?
why did i watch it.
why.
why.
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