Thursday, July 27, 2006
Another Actual Conversation
Favorite Salesguy - "'Morning Peaches. How are you?"

Receptionist - "The pot of coffee I made this morning is terrible and I'm not sure why."

Favorite Salesguy - "Too much coffee? Tap water?"

Receptionist - "No, everything is the same as I always do."

Favorite Salesguy - "Somebody put something nasty in your coffeepot?"

Receptionist - "No, I washed it out this morning ............... oooooooooooooooh."

Favorite Salesguy - "What?"

Receptionist - "That scrubby sponge in the break room, god only knows where it's been ..........."

Favorite Salesguy - "OH."

Receptionist - "Is there somebody I can put you through to? 'Cause I've got to go be sick now."


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