Receptionist - "Good morning, [name of Computer Company], this is [Valancy Jane], how can I help you?"
Caller - "I wanna buy a mobile home from you guys."
Receptionist - "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
Caller - "No, I'm calling to buy a mobile home."
Receptionist - "We manufacture [computer thingamabobs]. You must have a wrong number."
Caller - "But I was given this number."
Receptionist - "Would you like to read me the number to check it? Because we don't make or sell mobile homes here."
Caller - "Are you sure?"
Receptionist - "Yes."
Caller - "You sell mobile homes."
Receptionist - "No. We don't. Wrong number."
Caller - "Are you sure?"
Receptionist - "I'm looking around and I can say with relative certainty, sir, that we have not changed the nature of the business in the last couple minutes, so yes. I'm sure."
Caller - "Are you new?"
Receptionist - "No."
Caller - *disgusted noise* *hangs up*
Caller - "I wanna buy a mobile home from you guys."
Receptionist - "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
Caller - "No, I'm calling to buy a mobile home."
Receptionist - "We manufacture [computer thingamabobs]. You must have a wrong number."
Caller - "But I was given this number."
Receptionist - "Would you like to read me the number to check it? Because we don't make or sell mobile homes here."
Caller - "Are you sure?"
Receptionist - "Yes."
Caller - "You sell mobile homes."
Receptionist - "No. We don't. Wrong number."
Caller - "Are you sure?"
Receptionist - "I'm looking around and I can say with relative certainty, sir, that we have not changed the nature of the business in the last couple minutes, so yes. I'm sure."
Caller - "Are you new?"
Receptionist - "No."
Caller - *disgusted noise* *hangs up*
2 Comments:
sooo... can you get me a good price on a mobile home?
I would have told him "sorry sir that department has moved"
:D
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