Bunny Once Told Me "Have A Policy For Everything."

First of all, I love my readers. I wanna print out my comments and fan mail and roll around on them naked.
You people are beautiful.
That's my policy on that.



Second, lets go over my "Don't Make Me Pull This Walkabout Over" policies on comments. See, you all have a voice here, and a share in the writing. Your input on these rules is also appreciated.


Manners take precedence over free speech here.

Think of my blog as you would my living room. If you wouldn't say it to my face, don't bother saying it here. I rarely delete comments, but I have no qualms about it when I do.

God is watching you, and so is my stat counter. I know who you are, where you are, what link you came from, what you read, and how long you stay. Nobody is anonymous.

Say whatever you like about me, honestly, nothing feeds my ego more than when people think I'm important enough to criticize. But this is not a forum to trash anyone else. *pointed look* So if you've got something unkind to say about someone I know and love, it's deleted and forgotten. Period. End of story. Moving on.

I don't have the time, rabid immaturity or remote inclination to fight with anyone on the internet. My condolences if you do.

Copy and paste me all you like, but link me or I'll tell The Internet on you. We're tight, yo.

If you know me in real life, and also read my blog, but have never commented or mentioned that fact, that's creepy. You're free to do it, of course, but what purpose could you have that isn't creepy? (This does not apply to lurkers I don't know in person. I love you, lurkers. You're welcome here. *blows kisses*)



Ok. So that's it.
Thoughts?