Dear Miss VJ,
I have some confessions to make that I know only you would understand.
I love listening to Christina Aguilera. And I don't just listen to her: I also firmly believe that she works hard on her music and dance routines a la Tina Turner or Madonna.
I've also started listening to some Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Kelly Clarkson.
The other day I even caught myself grooving down to.... No, I don't think I can even admit that to you.
Please tell me how to live with these music choices of mine?
~Also a Musicals Lover
*opens a large liquor cabinet*
*the soft clink of ice falling into a crystal glass is heard*
*pours a deep maroon liquid from an engraved decanter*
*sips delicately and sighs*
Dear Musicals Lover,
Music never hurt anyone, and life is too short for pointless shame.
Rock on.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
P.S. This is Boones Sangria. I love it. Don't tell.
*sips*
*winks*
Next question please.
I have some confessions to make that I know only you would understand.
I love listening to Christina Aguilera. And I don't just listen to her: I also firmly believe that she works hard on her music and dance routines a la Tina Turner or Madonna.
I've also started listening to some Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Kelly Clarkson.
The other day I even caught myself grooving down to.... No, I don't think I can even admit that to you.
Please tell me how to live with these music choices of mine?
~Also a Musicals Lover
*opens a large liquor cabinet*
*the soft clink of ice falling into a crystal glass is heard*
*pours a deep maroon liquid from an engraved decanter*
*sips delicately and sighs*
Dear Musicals Lover,
Music never hurt anyone, and life is too short for pointless shame.
Rock on.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
P.S. This is Boones Sangria. I love it. Don't tell.
*sips*
*winks*
Next question please.
2 Comments:
Someone once dropped a piano out of a window onto my brother's head. Try telling HIM that music never hurt anyone. Pah.
Sincerely,
Aggrieved-with-a-very-flat-brother,
Berkshire.
Hey, Disgusted...
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A Flat Miner!
Hahahahaha!! Geddit?
Go on, tell that one to your brother, it'll cheer him up. He looked a bit depressed to me! Depressed, eh? Geddit?
P.S. Bring back Leonard.
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