Customer Service Gal - "So, you ready for the weekend?"
Receptionist - "Oh yeah. I'm ALWAYS ready for a weekend. Even if a weekend should catch me unawares, I would be ready. If it traded spots with Weds, I would roll with the new order smoothly. If it jumped out at me from around a corner and yelled 'BOO!' I wouldn't even blink. If it hunted me down in the wilderness, I would not be caught unprepared. If it woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me it had arrived on a red-eye flight, I would have towels laid out for it. If it rear-ended me on my drive home, I'd have my insurance info and camera ready. If it wore an elaborate disguise and pranked me on national television, I would recognize it. So, yeah. I'm ready for the weekend."
Receptionist - "Oh yeah. I'm ALWAYS ready for a weekend. Even if a weekend should catch me unawares, I would be ready. If it traded spots with Weds, I would roll with the new order smoothly. If it jumped out at me from around a corner and yelled 'BOO!' I wouldn't even blink. If it hunted me down in the wilderness, I would not be caught unprepared. If it woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me it had arrived on a red-eye flight, I would have towels laid out for it. If it rear-ended me on my drive home, I'd have my insurance info and camera ready. If it wore an elaborate disguise and pranked me on national television, I would recognize it. So, yeah. I'm ready for the weekend."
2 Comments:
You truly are a brilliant woman. Well said indeed.
Holy shit, that's funny; I wish I'd said that.
Never mind, I'm GOING to say that. I can't wait to say that.
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