I moan and then I smile.
I'm all loopy and distracted, might be the daydreams, might be the 37 cough drops I've already had this morning.
But anyway, I thought I'd ask the Internet.
What's your(mother's, grandmothers, etc...) secret cold remedy?
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5 Comments:
Sleep until you feel better.
Hi Sarah. *silly voice to make everyone sick* I wove you.
*giggle-sniffles*
That makes me feel a bit better.
Hot tea with honey. Chicken soup. Rinse, repeat. When you're tired of that, white grape juice got me through mono, so it should help a cold.
*hides as VJ sneezes*
*hands her a kleenex*
Get thee to bed, young lady!
Sweat it out. But in your case, sweat it out while having lots and lots of sex.
Please, PLEASE tell me that your grandmother told you this remedy.
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