Dear Miss,
I love chocolate but I have lactose issues, when chocolate and I are together I end up bloated and I keep making annoying noises in the back of my throat. I don't think chocolate and I will ever really work together.
What's your advice?
Mr Name and address undisclosed.
*sits on a low stool in front of a dressing table so covered in frills that it's hard to see anything of the table underneath*
*brushes her hair with a silver hairbrush*
Dear Undisclosed,
A love that should be nurturing and pleasureful, yet is painful and unhealthy, could there be anything more tragic?
I suggest you invest more in your other, less glamorous but more nourishing loves.
And you never know, someday it might be different.
Here's hoping!
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*leans forward, flips hair over and brushes it upside down*
*flips up and tosses hair back*
*arranges*
*smiles at the mirror*
Next question, please.
I love chocolate but I have lactose issues, when chocolate and I are together I end up bloated and I keep making annoying noises in the back of my throat. I don't think chocolate and I will ever really work together.
What's your advice?
Mr Name and address undisclosed.
*sits on a low stool in front of a dressing table so covered in frills that it's hard to see anything of the table underneath*
*brushes her hair with a silver hairbrush*
Dear Undisclosed,
A love that should be nurturing and pleasureful, yet is painful and unhealthy, could there be anything more tragic?
I suggest you invest more in your other, less glamorous but more nourishing loves.
And you never know, someday it might be different.
Here's hoping!
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*leans forward, flips hair over and brushes it upside down*
*flips up and tosses hair back*
*arranges*
*smiles at the mirror*
Next question, please.
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