VJ - "I lost another pair of sunglasses. They're prolly still in my purse, but I can't find them."
Bunny - "You know, your mother has a pair of sunglasses that she's had since around the time you were born."
VJ - "Yes, and have you ever looked at the inside of my mother's purse?"
Bunny - "No."
VJ - "It's no wonder. Nothing out of place, no gum wrappers, no bobby pins, no lint, even. It's so clean you could use it to transport a kidney for transplant."
Bunny - "Wow."
VJ - "I know. I mean, if you looked in my purse right now? You'd find half a tree worth of misc wadded up paper, bouncy balls, and two raw potatoes."
Bunny - *laughs*
VJ - "No, I'm actually serious."
Bunny - "You know, your mother has a pair of sunglasses that she's had since around the time you were born."
VJ - "Yes, and have you ever looked at the inside of my mother's purse?"
Bunny - "No."
VJ - "It's no wonder. Nothing out of place, no gum wrappers, no bobby pins, no lint, even. It's so clean you could use it to transport a kidney for transplant."
Bunny - "Wow."
VJ - "I know. I mean, if you looked in my purse right now? You'd find half a tree worth of misc wadded up paper, bouncy balls, and two raw potatoes."
Bunny - *laughs*
VJ - "No, I'm actually serious."
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