Weather Report

So yes, it rained this weekend. Which if you know anything about Southern California weather, you know we don't get a lot of rain.
It's pretty after rain. The red dirt is much more vibrant, the air is cleared of dust and in the following week, the hills flush green for moment and a half.

Through the clear air, you can easily see the snow on the mountains. Yes, it snows that close to El Cajon. But I'm told it will NEVER snow in El Cajon. There is a significant elevation and climate change between here and there. It has never in recorded history snowed in El Cajon. The crops would all die, avocados and oranges can't handle snow.

I hate the concept of 'never.' And so, while mindful of the odds against it ever happening, I hearby promise to do at least one, preferably all, of the following things if it ever snows in El Cajon.

• Propose to someone
• Dance of the roof of a building
• Rename all my pets
• Write poetry with food coloring in the snow
• Dash a wineglass on the ground and then glue it all back together
• Hold a teaparty outside in the snow
• Shave my head

Feel free to add suggestions.