Dear Ms. VJ,
I have been given the opportunity to take over the world with a male friend of mine. Though world domination does sound appealing, would this make the strictly friends relationship seem like more?
Signed- World Dominatress?
*standing with her back to a mirror, twisting around to look into it and make sure the seams up the back of her thigh-high stockings are straight*
Dear World Dominatrix,
It really doesn't matter, darling. People may CONQUER the world in pairs, but they never RULE it that way. One of them always has the other killed. It sorts itself out. So buy a really tiny yet effective and original weapon, like a poison guitar pick or something, keep it secret until the last minute, and go kick some ass.
Oh, and please remember that I think you're pretty, have no real objection to being ruled, and I KNOW about the poison guitar pick.
I think we understand each other.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*strokes one of her hairpins*
*gets odd glint in her eye*
Next question, please.
I have been given the opportunity to take over the world with a male friend of mine. Though world domination does sound appealing, would this make the strictly friends relationship seem like more?
Signed- World Dominatress?
*standing with her back to a mirror, twisting around to look into it and make sure the seams up the back of her thigh-high stockings are straight*
Dear World Dominatrix,
It really doesn't matter, darling. People may CONQUER the world in pairs, but they never RULE it that way. One of them always has the other killed. It sorts itself out. So buy a really tiny yet effective and original weapon, like a poison guitar pick or something, keep it secret until the last minute, and go kick some ass.
Oh, and please remember that I think you're pretty, have no real objection to being ruled, and I KNOW about the poison guitar pick.
I think we understand each other.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*strokes one of her hairpins*
*gets odd glint in her eye*
Next question, please.
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