Dear Miss VJ,
I've been given the ultimate power to eliminate one metephysical aspect of life from planet earth. But I can't decide. There's the intruding 'sleep' factor. Eating as a necessity, now that would solve a lot of problems too. Inability to breath under water? Should I choose to eliminate 'death' and face overpopulation? The possibilities, and consequences, are endless.
Help me Miss VJ, you're part of my only hope!
*sitting at a big white desk with oodles of cubbyholes*
*nibbles on a very tiny sandwich*
Dear Man With Ultimate Power Who Sounds As Cute As My Friend Ike,
Make everyone love each other as they should. This will make sleeping feel like less of a waste of time, everyone would share so we all got a decent meal, if properly harnessed I'm sure it would help with breathing underwater, and very little would change for you.
Might not help the overpopulation issue, *coy wink* but it'll be more to love.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*licks stamp in a series of 8 tiny dabs of the tongue*
*sprays letter with perfume*
*drops it on a silver tray*
Next question, please.
I've been given the ultimate power to eliminate one metephysical aspect of life from planet earth. But I can't decide. There's the intruding 'sleep' factor. Eating as a necessity, now that would solve a lot of problems too. Inability to breath under water? Should I choose to eliminate 'death' and face overpopulation? The possibilities, and consequences, are endless.
Help me Miss VJ, you're part of my only hope!
*sitting at a big white desk with oodles of cubbyholes*
*nibbles on a very tiny sandwich*
Dear Man With Ultimate Power Who Sounds As Cute As My Friend Ike,
Make everyone love each other as they should. This will make sleeping feel like less of a waste of time, everyone would share so we all got a decent meal, if properly harnessed I'm sure it would help with breathing underwater, and very little would change for you.
Might not help the overpopulation issue, *coy wink* but it'll be more to love.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*licks stamp in a series of 8 tiny dabs of the tongue*
*sprays letter with perfume*
*drops it on a silver tray*
Next question, please.
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Hehe.. I know this post was from Yesterday but ... it's amazing! =D
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