Dear Miss VJ,
My housemate really enjoys listening to ridiculous Scandinavian heavy metal music. Should I saw his ears off or is there way to deal with this problem and remain on the right side of the law?
Concerned,
Jonny Opinion.
*sits at elaborate dressing table, combing her eyebrows*
*yawns*
Dear Darling Opinion of Mine,
There is a much simpler solution to your problem. Lock him in his room again, but this time with his beautiful girlfriend. I guarantee she will sort this out for you.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*fishes the olive out of her martini*
Next question, please.
My housemate really enjoys listening to ridiculous Scandinavian heavy metal music. Should I saw his ears off or is there way to deal with this problem and remain on the right side of the law?
Concerned,
Jonny Opinion.
*sits at elaborate dressing table, combing her eyebrows*
*yawns*
Dear Darling Opinion of Mine,
There is a much simpler solution to your problem. Lock him in his room again, but this time with his beautiful girlfriend. I guarantee she will sort this out for you.
Adorably,
Miss VJ
*fishes the olive out of her martini*
Next question, please.
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Dear Miss VJ,
I'm posting an online personal ad to find the girl of my dreams, and I'm having trouble deciding which picture to use. Which should I put up: one of me naked and holding a rifle over my crotch, one of me naked with a party hat over my junk, or one of me about to tongue wrestle with one of my frat buddies? Help, I can't decide!
Studly in San Diego
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