El Jefe - "I got the new roof on my house."
Valancy Jane - "Yay! Can I come break a bottle of champagne over it?"
El Jefe - "..........No."
Valancy Jane - "What if I break it on something else other than the roof itself?"
El Jefe - "Sounds messy."
Valancy Jane - "How about we just open a bottle of champagne and drink it on the roof?"
El Jefe - "It's cold out. And I don't really like champagne."
Valancy Jane - "How about I swing by for a beer in your kitchen?"
El Jefe - "Deal."
Valancy Jane - "Yay! Can I come break a bottle of champagne over it?"
El Jefe - "..........No."
Valancy Jane - "What if I break it on something else other than the roof itself?"
El Jefe - "Sounds messy."
Valancy Jane - "How about we just open a bottle of champagne and drink it on the roof?"
El Jefe - "It's cold out. And I don't really like champagne."
Valancy Jane - "How about I swing by for a beer in your kitchen?"
El Jefe - "Deal."
1 Comments:
Hmmmm. This seems brilliant. Let me make sure I have this down pat...
1.) Present possibility of homeowner mess by introduction of alcohol or other object of unknown origin to facility.
2.) ?
3.) Acquire alcohol from homeowner.
Can it really be this easy to get free beer?
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