Barfly Woman - *to Man with Tie* "Who's tongue is bigger, mine or his?"
*points to Barfly Man*
Man with Tie - "Uhhhh, I dunno."
Barfly Woman - *points to Valancy Jane* "What do you think?"
Valancy Jane - "I think yours is longer and his is wider."
Barfly Man and Woman - *both smile*
Barfly Man - "Mine is more fun." *wink*
Valancy Jane - "I'm NOT judging that contest."
Man with Tie - *looks shocked* "Bet you never thought you'd have to judge a tongue contest."
Valancy Jane - *shrug* "That's not so strange, buddy, or particularly unheard-of in my social circle."
*points to Barfly Man*
Man with Tie - "Uhhhh, I dunno."
Barfly Woman - *points to Valancy Jane* "What do you think?"
Valancy Jane - "I think yours is longer and his is wider."
Barfly Man and Woman - *both smile*
Barfly Man - "Mine is more fun." *wink*
Valancy Jane - "I'm NOT judging that contest."
Man with Tie - *looks shocked* "Bet you never thought you'd have to judge a tongue contest."
Valancy Jane - *shrug* "That's not so strange, buddy, or particularly unheard-of in my social circle."
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I'm glad to know I'm not the only one sucked into such situations.
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