Monday, February 27, 2006
Today .......
............ I want to be Lauren Bacall.

Because she's ............. well ............. what is she exactly?



*looks out the window*
*mutters*

Lauren Bacall wouldn't have to drive home in the rain with all the idiots who don't know how to drive on a wet road.

Lauren Bacall would either have a driver, who got out in the rain to open her door, and her dress wouldn't have any wrinkles across it from sitting in the cab, oh no she'd step out perfectly pressed, or Humphrey Bogart would be driving her across town in the middle of the night to her apartment where they'd have to stay all night and all the characters would discover who all the other characters REALLY were, and at some point Humphrey would grab her shoulders and shake her and Lauren would tell Humphrey "No, really, I - love you/didn't kill him/don't know where the money is" and still look perfectly pressed and it's ok to be shaken by Humphrey Bogart because he never shakes a dame unless he's about to kiss her, and if Humphrey Bogart kissed me, maybe my clothes would stay perfectly pressed at 3AM too, because, HELLO, Humphrey Bogart is, well, you know.
And maybe that's the real reason I want to be Lauren Bacall.


2 Comments:

Blogger Minoa said...

I have always loved Lauren Bacall. Sadly, I have yet to see any of her original movies. She's just one of those ladies whom you call tell has class.

Blogger melissa said...

I cannot help but notice in the entire first page you can see her teeth but once.

You smile too much to be Lauren Bacall. :D

That's NOT a bad thing, either.

She just seems to have had that whole brooding/beauty thing going, while you're more grinning/gorgeous.

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