How To Win Converts

I visited a church.

The following is a great way to get me to return.

1. Give friendly smiles that say, "We see you, we're happy to talk if you'd like, but we're not going to put you on the spot.
2. Don't have stupid cheesy sayings on the marquee.
3. Have events that celebrate Black History Month, in a very natural and unforced way.
4. Have both a male and female pastor.
5. Have comfortable pews and a bulletin thats easy to read and to the point.
6. A week later, leave a coffee mug on my doormat, with a newsletter (with my ZezZee on the cover), candy and a starbucks card in it.

The next church will be hard pressed to top that.