Thérèse says:
*giggle*
Do it.
DO IT.
Valancy Jane says:
What?
Thérèse says:
Who?
Valancy Jane says:
Do who?
Thérèse says:
With what?
Valancy Jane says:
Right now?
Thérèse says:
Why not?
Valancy Jane says:
On the phone?
Thérèse says:
When do ever NOT on the phone?
Valancy Jane says:
Huh?
Thérèse says:
Well... Where, then?
Valancy Jane says:
Backstage?
Thérèse says:
Oooh, good call.
But... During?
Valancy Jane says:
When else can we meet without being discovered by you know who?
Thérèse says:
Before?
Valancy Jane says:
Surely you don't mean that early, before our coffee?
Thérèse says:
Well no. After coffee, but before the other one comes around, right?
Valancy Jane says:
Just us this time?
Thérèse says:
You didn't like last time?
Valancy Jane says:
Who WAS that guy?
Thérèse says:
You're asking me?
Valancy Jane says:
Well, who gave him a key?
Thérèse says:
Wait, didn't the janitor let him in?
Valancy Jane says:
The janitor was there too?
Thérèse says:
You don't remember?
Valancy Jane says:
With what you put in my coffee?
Thérèse says:
Wasn't that the janitor again?
Valancy Jane says:
Weren't his hands tied?
Thérèse says:
Yes, but licorice is hardly sturdy.... don't you remember the other experiments we did?
Valancy Jane says:
Did you just use 'experiments' and 'remember' in the same sentence?
Thérèse says:
Yes.
Don't pretend you haven't done the same thing twice already today.
Valancy Jane says:
Are you talking about the time with the electric mixer and the soccer player? 'Cause you KNOW I only did that ONCE.
Thérèse says:
No no, I'm talking about the "neck massager" incident that involved the firemen.
Valancy Jane says:
Oh. How many times HAVE I done that?
Thérèse says:
At least seventeen.
Wait, you meant so far this month, right?
Valancy Jane says:
Would I expect ANYONE in our circle of aquaintance to remember more than a month back?
Thérèse says:
Oh, good point. Especially not after that whole flame-throwing thing.
Valancy Jane says:
Did you MEAN for that to hit the janitor?
Thérèse says:
Well, he was trying too hard to get a close look!
Valancy Jane says:
Weren't we all?
Thérèse says:
Touché.
But it's not all of us that were holding a mop at quite that angle.
*giggle*
Do it.
DO IT.
Valancy Jane says:
What?
Thérèse says:
Who?
Valancy Jane says:
Do who?
Thérèse says:
With what?
Valancy Jane says:
Right now?
Thérèse says:
Why not?
Valancy Jane says:
On the phone?
Thérèse says:
When do ever NOT on the phone?
Valancy Jane says:
Huh?
Thérèse says:
Well... Where, then?
Valancy Jane says:
Backstage?
Thérèse says:
Oooh, good call.
But... During?
Valancy Jane says:
When else can we meet without being discovered by you know who?
Thérèse says:
Before?
Valancy Jane says:
Surely you don't mean that early, before our coffee?
Thérèse says:
Well no. After coffee, but before the other one comes around, right?
Valancy Jane says:
Just us this time?
Thérèse says:
You didn't like last time?
Valancy Jane says:
Who WAS that guy?
Thérèse says:
You're asking me?
Valancy Jane says:
Well, who gave him a key?
Thérèse says:
Wait, didn't the janitor let him in?
Valancy Jane says:
The janitor was there too?
Thérèse says:
You don't remember?
Valancy Jane says:
With what you put in my coffee?
Thérèse says:
Wasn't that the janitor again?
Valancy Jane says:
Weren't his hands tied?
Thérèse says:
Yes, but licorice is hardly sturdy.... don't you remember the other experiments we did?
Valancy Jane says:
Did you just use 'experiments' and 'remember' in the same sentence?
Thérèse says:
Yes.
Don't pretend you haven't done the same thing twice already today.
Valancy Jane says:
Are you talking about the time with the electric mixer and the soccer player? 'Cause you KNOW I only did that ONCE.
Thérèse says:
No no, I'm talking about the "neck massager" incident that involved the firemen.
Valancy Jane says:
Oh. How many times HAVE I done that?
Thérèse says:
At least seventeen.
Wait, you meant so far this month, right?
Valancy Jane says:
Would I expect ANYONE in our circle of aquaintance to remember more than a month back?
Thérèse says:
Oh, good point. Especially not after that whole flame-throwing thing.
Valancy Jane says:
Did you MEAN for that to hit the janitor?
Thérèse says:
Well, he was trying too hard to get a close look!
Valancy Jane says:
Weren't we all?
Thérèse says:
Touché.
But it's not all of us that were holding a mop at quite that angle.
4 Comments:
I don't think FEMA would allow the two of you in the same place at the same time: there'd be some sort of weirdly funny critical mass achieved, and the whole of Southern California would, I don't know, suddenly burst into song, like on that episode of Buffy.
It's official! You're actually insane. Both of you!
I loved that episode of Buffy. It was hilarious and perfect.
...
You realize of course that now, you having said that, I will have to go to southern California to see. For the sake of science.
And beaky, we're not insane.
We're sanitily challenged. Be more PC.
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