Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Another Actual IM Conversation
Valancy Jane says:
*needs a massage very badly*

Jonny says:
how about a message?
or a marriage?

Thérèse says:
I'd like one of those, please.

Valancy Jane says:
One of each, please.

Thérèse says:
Yes, exactly.

Valancy Jane says:
Aw, what the hell. Two of each, please.

Thérèse says:
See what happens when you offer, Jonnykins?
*marries veaj*

Jonny says:
Yes. Yes I do.

Thérèse says:
There's one down...
*looks expectantly at Jonny*

Jonny says:
**Marries VJ and 'Rez, twice each**

Valancy Jane says:
Wow. A freebie.

Jonny says:
Well, it's Wednesday. Freebie day.

Valancy Jane says:
So oddly and ironically enough, the postman just asked, "Did you ever get married lately?"
I swear, that man is WEIRD.

Jonny says:
those were his words?

Valancy Jane says:
Yes.

Jonny says:
I feel you should write down everything he says.

Valancy Jane says:
I almost said, "Only three times, just now, on The Internet."

Jonny says:
The secret of happiness is never to let anyone come away from a coversation thinking they're weirder than you.


3 Comments:

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

I demand that you marry me as well.

Blogger Valancy Jane said...

*marries Miss Kendra*


There.

Feel any different?




Oh, what will our boyfriends say to this?

(insert "Can we watch?" joke here)

Blogger melissa said...

"The secret of happiness is never to let anyone come away from a coversation thinking they're weirder than you."

Too funny! And true...

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