One by one as they left the meeting today, they looked at me, smiled in their usual friendly ways and opened their mouths to speak.
Each one paused, reconsidered and walked on.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Seriously, the world loves me. I'm not sure why it does, but I love most of it right back. I love wrapping presents. Flowers are important. That TOTALLY wasn't me who prank called you, I swear. I love to grocery shop. My boyfriend loves to cook. I can't get enough of kissing him. My bicycle has streamers on the handles. I think if people wanna know about my faith, they'll ask. I look young, and sound old. I love chaos, so you'll always find pets and teenagers around my house. I always have at least one book in my purse. At camp in high school, I was voted "Most Talkative." UNANIMOUSLY. I dance at the slightest provocation. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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2 Comments:
That's disconcerting. If you'll pardon the slightly inappropriate metaphor, given the context, you should sue their pants off. Suing people is a reliable source of income. I have also just discovered, so is dying. If I die, my immediate beneficiaries get £40,000. I'm considering faking my own death. Fancy being a beneficiary? See you in Mexico.
Dude.
I'M. SO. IN.
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