A woman learns to be sensible about shoes at roughly the same time as she learns to be sensible about men. For some women this never happens.
Waking up in the morning is like a little birth: sometimes it's quick and easy, and sometimes it takes many false alarms, a lot of pushing and hours of labour.
Jigsaws are like bottles of tranquillizers. They make the same sound when you shake the packet, they calm your nerves, and generally you don't finish the whole lot in one sitting unless you're very depressed.
...... Another good way of analysing what kind of religion you've picked is to see how they pick their ministers and how those ministers then treat people who aren't the same sex as they are.
Voting booths look like a cross between a urinal and a photo booth and everyone feels the urge to do something silly or obscene inside. In fact, that's normally the choice on offer.
The animal you choose to love says a lot about you as a person. People who love dogs expect boundless love in return, and generally have large, loud families. People who love cats perfer unrequited love and generally live quietly between a bookcase and a radio. Guinea pigs are great pets to introduce young people to the basics of love in that they don't last very long, need constant messing out, and have long shaggy haircuts which mean it's difficult to tell the girls from the boys.
Waking up in the morning is like a little birth: sometimes it's quick and easy, and sometimes it takes many false alarms, a lot of pushing and hours of labour.
Jigsaws are like bottles of tranquillizers. They make the same sound when you shake the packet, they calm your nerves, and generally you don't finish the whole lot in one sitting unless you're very depressed.
...... Another good way of analysing what kind of religion you've picked is to see how they pick their ministers and how those ministers then treat people who aren't the same sex as they are.
Voting booths look like a cross between a urinal and a photo booth and everyone feels the urge to do something silly or obscene inside. In fact, that's normally the choice on offer.
The animal you choose to love says a lot about you as a person. People who love dogs expect boundless love in return, and generally have large, loud families. People who love cats perfer unrequited love and generally live quietly between a bookcase and a radio. Guinea pigs are great pets to introduce young people to the basics of love in that they don't last very long, need constant messing out, and have long shaggy haircuts which mean it's difficult to tell the girls from the boys.
1 Comments:
i like dogs and cats.
does that mean i expect ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
because i do.
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