See, it's not that I mind getting older and watching my youth slowly sap out of my face and all, it's that I need to maintain my appeal to the masses.
Jadon, my ex/the man whore, always told me to say I was 24. "You're never too old or too young for anyone when you're 24," he'd say.
It was nice not to have to lie for a full year.
Jadon, my ex/the man whore, always told me to say I was 24. "You're never too old or too young for anyone when you're 24," he'd say.
It was nice not to have to lie for a full year.
4 Comments:
i always thought 24 was a good age myself.
now i'm 25. oh how quickly the years go by....
*sniff*
Immanuel Kant, one of the greatest philosophers of all time, didn't do anything of significance until the wise old age of 57. Some of the most entertaining and exuberant people I've ever come across have been old, old ladies. Despite what Chanel or Loreal would like us to believe, it is clear that the best people consistently improve with age, like wine. That's science.
Happy early birthday. I'm sure you'll be more beautiful as time goes on, as hard as that is to fathom.
Awwwwwww, thanks you guys!
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