You know these things?
The things the stores are doing such good business on?
They scare me. They are evil and undead and no one seems to be properly concerned about how they appear to be taking over the world, one lawn at a time. They are a rash growing across our neighborhoods, zits that must be popped.
And I'm the girl to do it, with the help of ZezZee and her army of little brothers, and my trusty ninja sidekick, David.
Here's what we've got so far.
- Throwing stars
- Ninjas designed as carolers
- Giving a BB gun to the crazy neighborhood kid
- Gift wrapped grenades
- Stapling them to the ground
- Dressing as inflatables and doing some undercover work to learn their evil/undead plans.
- Training rabid feral cats to deflate them for tuna
- And my personal favorite, switching the inflation tanks for tanks of helium and 'setting them free.' Skeet rifle optional.
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I opt for the skeet rifle.
This is enough to convert a girl from non-IAA approving to IAAist.
Even though I still think it sounds like the assassination squad itself is inflatable.
Hee.
hey, i will seriously come with you ANYDAY to stab the creep inflatable things. they freak me out as well.
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